The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Black's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.