The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Black on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.