The Fumble Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Black gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Black will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Black, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.