The Late Scratch Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Black's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.