The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Black's stadium. Only over Black.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Black's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.