The Fumble Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Black's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.