The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Black sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Black, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.