The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Black, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.