The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Black's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.