The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Black gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.