The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Black is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Black's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.