The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The broadcast shows Black on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Black, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.