The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The broadcast shows Black on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Black gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
75%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Black, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.