The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.