The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Black gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Black, Black, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.