The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Black's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.