The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“A mysterious flag erases Fairbairn's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fairbairn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.