The Snap Count Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fairbairn's stadium. Only over Fairbairn.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fairbairn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.