The Wind Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fairbairn, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.