The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fairbairn trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fairbairn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.