The Shank Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fairbairn trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Fairbairn, that's a flag." Fairbairn: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fairbairn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.