The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fairbairn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.