The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Fairbairn gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.