The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fairbairn kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.