The Upright Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The broadcast shows Fairbairn on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.