The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.