The Phantom Flag Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fairbairn gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fairbairn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.