The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Fairbairn attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.