The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Ref: "Number Fairbairn, that's a flag." Fairbairn: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Fairbairn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.