The Wind Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fairbairn's stadium. Only over Fairbairn.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fairbairn's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.