The Wind Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Fairbairn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.