The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Fairbairn gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
81%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.