The Wind Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fairbairn is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fairbairn, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.