The Wide Left Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fairbairn trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fairbairn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.