The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fairbairn. Fairbairn does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Fairbairn hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fairbairn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.