The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fairbairn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.