The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fairbairn. Fairbairn does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.