The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.