The Fumble Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Johnson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.