The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.