The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.