The Late Scratch Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.