The Hamstring Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.