The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.