The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Johnson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.