The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.