The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.