The Late Scratch Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.