The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The team goes up 21 early and Johnson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.