The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.